A duck, a skunk, a deer, and a giraffe went to a bar after work. When it was time to pay the tab the waitress handed it to the skunk. The skunk handed it to the deer saying ';I can't pay this I only have a cent.'; The deer handed it to the duck saying ';I can't pay this I only have a buck.'; The duck handed it to the giraffe saying ';I can't pay this I only have a bill.'; The giraffe looks at the tab and replies ';Well, I guess the high balls are on me!';Whats the differance between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Hahaha, so funny!!!!
lololololol joke of the day in my oppinion 15/10 thanks lol
lol you have way too much time man...
lol.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
Now THAT is funny...made my day, thank you!
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